You know you're a parent when.....
- You see someone zipping down your street and you yell "Hey, slow down, there are kids around!!"
- Staying up until 10pm is late
- And waking up at 7am is sleeping in
- You use the word potty when you have to go to the bathroom
- Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is still on even after the kids went to bed 30 minutes ago
- A trip to the dentist qualifies as "me time"
- Date nights start at 4pm
- You use the obnoxious grocery cart vs the traditional one
- When getting peed on, puked on or pooped on doesn't even phase you
- Your exciting conversations with friends are about vacuum cleaners and the latest and greatest kid toy
I know there are so many other funny things that define us, I'd love to hear yours!
*linking up with Our Pretty Little Girls for Tuesday Talk